User Profile

i look better in photos than in real life. generally.
i hate my name.
i only drive with my left hand.
even around corners and when parking.
i go to PRATT
i want to go to some massively larger school.
i still don't think i'm THAT attractive.
i wear purple metallic moccasins.. all the time
i'm retarded and have my ears gauged.
you fight with me, i fight back. harder than you. assuming i'm angry.
i hate suburban "gangstas". =| i'll punch you in the face.
my favorite sandwich consists of miracle whip + pickles.
but i've been known to eat the pickles by themselves.
as well as the miracle whip.
i'm gross.
i still think reading is a fun past time.
i hate people that waste their life away.
i can identify any car from 1986 - 2006 purely
..by looking at it's headlights and/or taillights.
i wish i was rich just so i can buy a million stupid $1 items.
then have a million items.
i live on instant soup and instant potatoes.
i love grandma's pearls & costume jewlery.
my singing voice sounds like a late 1990's Sheryl Crow. creepy.
i love it when i get voicemails that sound like goats going "bahhh". ^_^
i very much enjoy system of a down videos.
i get As in science, but Fs in math.
i get bored insanely easily.
i think it'd be great to see a real live viking.
i enjoy documentaries about shipwrecks.
i get addicted to shows like NEXT, Date My Mom, and Homewrecker.
god damn MTV.
thats it.

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